What's Fifty Percent of Nothing?

http://tinyurl.com/4wfphc

If I have a kilo of sugar in my left hand and a kilo of eggs in my right hand what do I have in my lap?

If 8 monkeys eat 8 bananas in 8 mins,then how much time it will take for 2 monkeys to eat 2 bananas?

Well done LA on getting Worny Outing into Urban.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=worny+outing

This was the (at that time) winning entry to my Puzzle on this Blog to 'the opposite of Skinny Dipping'.

Since then, someone has come up with Chunky Dunking (which is possibly better, but then, who am I to judge?!!)

What would be a suitable name for Robin van Persie's Brother?

How long is a meeting?

"I found myself staring at the business end of a gun."

That is virtually a cliché.

But what is the "business end" of a refrigerator?

If you can't work that one out, give a couple of examples of items with a business end!

I am a rare breed that is one of oldest American chickens.
I am a shark, a sparrow and a bat.
I am coffee and cachaça.
I am a French band; a Parisian Bal-musette dance; a Neanderthal who assists the title character in a Martin Mystère comic series; a live music venue at St. Lawrence University, Canton, New York; a song by Allen Toussaint which became a hit single by Al Hirt; a song by Augustus Pablo; a 1940 song hit by The Ink Spots.
I am also an island in Indonesia.

This one should give plenty of scope!